Bed Snake Bat

Bed Snakes Beware!!!!

The Bed Snake is a small wrinkled creature found in beds all over the globe. For much of the time it remains dormant, but don't let his wizened appearance deceive you. On being approached it will be roused into immediate action, often doubling in size, ready to pounce. 

Please follow the instructions carefully, and never again need you fear attack from a Bed Snake.

Instructions for Use:

Keep bat handy at all times, Bed Snakes have also been known to attack in the kitchen, sitting room and occasionally in parked cars. On sighting Bed Snake, give it a good whack with the Bed Snake Bat, followed by two or three more for luck. If in any doubt at all, perhaps one more again?

WARNING:
THE MANUFACTURERS OF THE BED SNAKE BAT TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR INJURIES INCURRED BY USERS OF THE BAT, TO OWNERS OF THE SNAKES, NOR TO THE SNAKES THEMSELVES.